Choose or lose: 'Saw V' vs. 'High School Musical 3'

Biggest elephant in the room

Saw: It’s strange how so few people admit to seeing any of these films, but the studio keeps making them. We hear there’s a no eye contact rule at every screening.

HSM: It isn’t often that a teenage Disney starlet finds her widely circulated nude photo shoot promptly forgotten by the media. Vanessa Hudgens will likely spend several weeks of interviews sweating profusely from the palms.

Winner: “HSM”