Celebrity divorce smackdown

The Pitts: Brad and Jennifer

He’s got a Golden Globe, she’s got a Golden Globe (and an Emmy). They’re both two of the Most Beautiful People in the world, according to People. And they’re actors. Gee, it’s a wonder there was enough substance between them to keep the marriage going even five years.

Better off? Brad. His new life with Angelina Jolie and their six kids sounds pretty rad and right up his ally. We adore Jen, but the thought of anyone carrying John Mayer’s love child makes us a little nauseous.