Suckiest vampires ever

8. The vampires of the 'Twilight' series

They may be undead hotties, but the Cullen family from Stephanie Meyer’s teen-lit phenomenon "Twilight" (and the upcoming film of the same name) make for pretty weak vampires. Vampires demand inventively gory ways to die, but stakes, crosses and the sun are all “folklore” in Twilight mythology, even though the Cullens still stick to the shade in public. Why? Because their skin sparkles like disco balls in direct sunlight. Scary!