Contract killings

Alexandra Borgia from 'Law & Order' (Annie Parisse)

OK, this is what we heard: The attractive brunette playing the ADA on “Law & Order” had a rather fervent admirer in the form of one of the show’s writers. She rebuffed him, and he gave her character quite the send-off: beaten bloody, found in the trunk of a car in the woods, dead from suffocating in a plastic bag and duct tape. Dang, dude. Just join Match.com next time...