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Britney
Credit:AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill
WHAT YOU’LL NEED: A skimpy outfit, a bad wig, a little bit of extra skin (suggestion: eat a pizza…or two) and a heavy country twang.
OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: An entourage of cousins, lawyers and bodyguards, all of whom will “quit” and leave you as the night goes on.
TIP: When someone asks about the kids, play dumb and show them your fabulously realistic spray tan instead.



