Halloween, our way

Tyra Banks

WHAT YOU’LL NEED: A very obvious weave and a portable fun house mirror to show people that weight gain is just an illusion.

OPTIONAL ACCESSORIES: A Miss J, a Twiggy, a Nigel Barker and a Jay Manuel, just to make sure you’re looking fabulous…and that you have people around to listen to you talk about your glory days of modeling.

TIP: You’re not Oprah. We know you like to yell and be silly and give away (mediocre) free gifts to your audience, but an Oprah that does not make.