The Simpsons

Ned Flanders

Ned Flander, the Simpsons' next-door neighbor, is a regular actor in Springfield community theater, head of the local Parent-Teacher Association and owner of Leftorium, a store in the Springfield mall that specializes in products for left-handed people (biggest competition: Leftopolis and Left-Mart, naturally.) Can't wait to hear a little "Hi-diddly-ho, neighbor-ino!" from this over-eager optimist.