The Simpsons

Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Jr., the self-proclaimed best friend and personal assistant of Mr. Burns, maintains the world's largest collection of Malibu Stacy dolls, is president of the Malibu Stacy Fan Club and staged "Malibu Stacy: The Musical," with himself in the role of a Ken look-alike. Oh, and he's totally in-the-closet gay. Maybe we'll get another glimpse of the tattoo on his chest: Himself and Mr. Burns, with the caption 'Boss of My Heart.'