If it's hard-hitting interviews and insightful, socially-responsible features you're looking for, you've come to the wrong place. But if all you need is a good laugh, well then we're here for you.
And while we realize that watching TV can't change the world (unless you're watching a whole lotta Discovery Channel... and you're an astrophysicist), we know that reading these features can help you find the optimal ratio of viewing time vs. viewing pleasure in your life.
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July 4, 2007
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